• me at 7AM: tired
  • me at 12PM: tired
  • me at 3PM: tired
  • me at 7PM: tired
  • me at 10PM: tired
  • me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
Boob talk

kotaface:

In about 8 months I’ve lost just over a stone.

Gonna lose one more and if it doesn’t make a difference to my chest; then under the knife I go.

Women really shouldn’t envy large breasted woman, it has resulted in permanent curvature of my spine, slanted posture, sheer agony removing my bra, even…

I seriously feel your pain. I really want a breast reduction.


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cupcakesforcastiel:

themunchkym:

benedick-cumslut:

IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY

Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.

A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.

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mymodernmet:

Venus, an adorable Chimera cat from North Carolina, has a striking two-toned face and different colored eyes


quirky-comics:

epic-humor:

Check this out on mobile

Too close too close

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strawberrystardust:

clear-as:

rowdy-redhead:

ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

Always reblog Polite Cat.

Goodness.

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heckannoying:

listening to music in your room like

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Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone.
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vugust:

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